so my friends son is going through puberty earlier than his classmates and it was freaking him out a bit so she sat him down and explained how his body was going to change and that its supposed to happen and at the end she was like “are you confused about anything?” and hes like “just one thing”
and shes thinking “oh no hes going to ask me about sex i just know it”
and he says “i just dont understand modern art”
MY STOMACH HURTS FROM LAUGHING
I AM LITERALLY CRYING
OH MY GOD
FUCKING. PRESS. PLAY. DO IT.
just play it listen
Seriously, I adore how much of a teenager Blaine is sometimes. It’s so hard being him!
Well, if you had to sit through a gas leak and a shooting all in your last year while being blackmailed by the cheerleading coach who was fired, only to be reinstated as principle to continue her war of hate on the Glee Club whose teacher gets more creepy and inappropriate by the semester, just to be unappreciated by your peers, even though you are clearly the most talented one and all while being refused your now pathetically overdue graduation - you’d feel a little hard done by too.
BMO stares death in the face
I CAN NEVER GET OVER HOW FUCKING METAL THIS IS
IF YOU COULD TATTOO GIFS, I WOULD TATTOO THIS ENTIRELY ON MY BACK
HOW is this even remotely metal????
one sec guys, i need to rip my vital organs out of my back and die for a second. cross your fingers i just happen to land on my replacement organs and keep on living
"MAN THIS STORY I’M WRITING IS GONNA BE SO GOOD I’M SO PUMPED"
"I CAN’T WAIT TO DEVELOP THE SHIT OUT OF THESE CHARACTERS"
"HOT DAMN THAT ONE SCENE NEAR THE MIDDLE IS GONNA BE BITCHIN’"
"THIS PLOT TWIST IS THE SINGLE BEST IDEA I’VE EVER HAD IN MY LIFE"
~one hour later~
Story of my life.
chillin on a Saturday night
Calm down jojo
you’re right, I am looking a little stiff here, I should try to relax
You call that “chillin”?
Everyone knows the best way to relax is with a good book and a warm drink
I dunno, man,
sometimes I like just relaxing on my laptop
get on my level boys
SOMEONE PUT THESE BY THE STAIRS AT MY SCHOOL
Today my friends were trying to do the thing where John throws Sherlock a pen and he catches it without looking. It didn’t work out too well
When they were shooting it Benedict Cumberbatch was looking in a mirror
Well that kind of ruined the magic….but yeah I was wondering that. Thank you
Abby whipped it at me. This is a different story when you add that to it.
beauty comes in all shapes and sizes
Goddamit I just ate and now I’m starving again
Working on my paper is hard on both of us.
reblog if you ARE gay, if you SUPPORT gays, or if you like to OPEN people’s WINDOWS in the middle of the NIGHT and put DOZENS of GEESE in their BEDROOMS. Let’s show the world that there’s a 1 in 3 chance that we’re kind of a dangerous person to be around.
it doesnt matter if the glass is half full or half empty all that matter is if the glass contains vodka
Tumblr is really just a big blue High School Musical fansite and everybody knows it
……WHATS SAD IS I HAVE SEVERAL GREAT GUYS I GAME WITH AND THEYA RE SWEETHEARTS AND NOT THE ASSHOLES WHO MAKE FUN OF FEMALE GAMERS
AND I ONCE DID THIS AND OMG I WAS LIKE COVERED WITH AMO AND I LAUGHED ALL
'AWW YEEEA MY MAN WHORES KNOW HOW TO KEEP MAMA HAPPY'
AND I SWEAR THEY LAUGHED SO MUCH ONCE CHOKED ON A CIGARETTE LKSDHFLHK